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if given the opportunity to take everything that is awesome...

1988-2008, Goodnight sweet princess.

sumgrl: i took like
sumgrl: 3500mg of diohendramine hcl
sumgrl: it aint doing shit
sumgrl: but i drank a bottle with it?
me: a bottle of what
sumgrl: well
sumgrl: like one
sumgrl: of red wine
me: i see :s
sumgrl: i dunno
sumgrl: im
sumgrl: i a big fuck
sumgrl: i want to be asleepp
sumgrl: and
sumgrl: its like
sumgrl: i durno
me: ._.
me: you seem pretty fucked up to me
sumgrl: I took ike doses
me: how many doses?
sumgrl: like 20
me: with wine!
me: that sounds like enough to put you to sleep FOREVER
me: goodnight sweet princess

Symptoms of Computer & Internet Addiction

FUCK

<HybridTF> i cant wait to move out
<HybridTF> fuck
<osGb`> i cant wait to move out and FUCK
<osGb`> i cant wait to FUCK
<osGb`> i cant FUCK
<osGb`> I FUCK
<osGb`> FUCK

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IBM MODEL M MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU USE IT?

not in cruelty, not in wrath, the Reaper came today; an Angel visited this gray path, and took the...

“If you think that only being able to orgasm in odd numbers...”

<xyst> perl made me angry last week.
<xyst> so angry i wrote something in java instead.
<ecoli> wtf could it have done to make you do that?
<ecoli> that's like saying "hot naked women made me so angry i had to go slam my penis in a car door"

IMG Dump Another tumblr that I contribute to, along with 2 other friends of mine; ghostvirus and...

“gaming is like an ex-girlfriend. what once was, isn’t...”

“Oh! I forgot to tell you about this other new feature that...”
— Microsoft .NET to Ruby on...

World of WoWcraft == life changing

<Rathmar> I do lots of dumb shit
<Rathmar> makes you feel alive lol
<Kashou> i dont buy that
<Kashou> WoW made me feel dead

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“my name means to get along with people. but today, like...”
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fear my fleet of nekos

Your Score: Robot

You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant. You are the Robot! You are...

Are You Not Devo? You Are Mutato [LA Weekly]

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central park :3 

You look around you and realize you...

<Gackto> They give us alcohol, sex and drugs.
<Gackto> It's supposed to keep us satisfied.
<Gackto> The vices.
<Gackto> Guilty pleasures.
<Gackto> They're not even bandaids.
<Gackto> So many living purely for the weekend.
<Gackto> Drinking themselves stupid.
<Gackto> Spending all of their time trying to have sex.
<Gackto> Getting high on whatever half-baked brown-created drug they can find.
<Gackto> That won't do at all.
<Gackto> Primal, animalistic, basic satisfactions.
<Gackto> Cheering the sports team like it's the most important thing in the world.
<Gackto> The semen shoots and the heart sinks.
<Gackto> The mind races realizing what has occurred.
<Gackto> There will be hardships now.
<Gackto> You knew that though.
<Gackto> Things are good when the pipe is forced to stay hard with no relief.
<Gackto> You start to look around you.
<Gackto> Look elsewhere.
<Gackto> Look between things.
<Gackto> When the pipe leaks its vile liquid.
<Gackto> You become entrenched in a basic, ignorant, forgotten mindset.
<Gackto> When there is no relief, the X-Men begin to seem more attractive.
<Gackto> Digital cars from 1995-1998 are desirable.
<Gackto> You take pleasure in the simpler things.
<Gackto> When your penis is rock solid.
<Gackto> It's a horrible addiction.
<Gackto> After you spew out the cock cream, you realize that is the hit you needed.
<Gackto> That is the hit you need again.
<Gackto> Suddenly nothing else holds as much power.
<Gackto> That noise, not exactly a voice but I guess it could be a voice. It's like someone going DODODODODODDODO over and over.
<Gackto> It's constantly processing in the background when the demonic substance is ejected.
<Gackto> It makes it hard to concentrate.
<Gackto> It's like "I want to play this videogame" simultaneously with "DODODODODODODODO"
<Gackto> It's like clicking back there. A constant reminder of what you've done.
<Gackto> It eventually goes away.
<Gackto> But it takes time.
<Gackto> Time that is spent with unneccessary complication due to this issue.
<Gackto> Out of the zone.
<Gackto> Minus clairvoyance.
<Gackto> You have to get back in.
<Gackto> Things aren't fucking right.
<Gackto> But it takes time to reset.
<Gackto> The deed itself is unavoidable it seems, though.
<Gackto> Which is very bad.
<Gackto> Leave your penis screaming.
<Gackto> Let it scream all day.
<Gackto> Once you touch it, it's already too late.
<Gackto> What if it was sexual intercourse with someone else?
<Gackto> That's a good fucking question.
<Gackto> To which I don't know the answer.
<Gackto> I sincerely hope it is not the same effect.
<Gackto> Seems like there's a good possibility it could be.
<Gackto> The noise is like a harddrive clicking.
<Gackto> That is the most accurate sound.