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Co-worker: You know more about social networking than anyone in this company.
Me (in my head): This company is FUCKED.
sharingtime: and now you're dead

Today, I woke up thinking about THE PAIN.

UK law deems 'extreme pornography' illegal

Me: Have you had a chance to look over the contract?
Lady: Well, the attorney we had looking over it had some health issues.
Me: Okay...
Lady: And he's since passed away.
sharingtime: I wonder if that dead lawyer knew that he'd spend his last remaining hours alive staring into a worthless contract instead of, I don't know, with his friends and family, would he have done things differently?
aco: people die a lot around you, note to self; avoid sharingtime at all costs...

via → jrfiction → syokotanmania my sentiments exactly 

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Me: I met this girl at a party who lives in Morningside Heights.
Her: Oh, my grandma's from there.
Me: Cool, maybe I hung out with your grandma. This girl I met was 97 years old.
Her: My grandma's dead.
sharingtime: At this point my brain shorted out.
aco: you should have kept going with it!

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sumdumgrl: i dunno asians suck when it comes to comedy
sumdumgrl: it's not part of their culture.
gojira: OH OK
sumdumgrl: humor is nonexistant
gojira: IF YOU SAY SO
gojira: how about
gojira: you're fucking ignorant
gojira: and dont know shit about korea
sumdumgrl: dude
gojira: no seriously
gojira: the japanese people, maybe yah
gojira: maybe they have a dry sense of humor
sumdumgrl: but i dont understand their humor
gojira: but korea
sumdumgrl: its like the fuckin british
gojira: is just like america
gojira: you stupid fucking whore
sumdumgrl: they just suck
gojira: JUST LIKE AMERICAN HUMOR

toratorazero: On the floor (via cherry greta)

bsheep: IM A DAD!!!
aco: wow, thats horrible
aco: i'm sorry

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<unreal> oh i see
<Aco> don't you agree, that is a HORRIBLE sin?
<unreal> meh, nah
<unreal> hitler got away with that stuff
<unreal> for quite some time
<Aco> mispronouncing unrequited?
<Aco> damn, i never knew
<Aco> i thought he just inspired millions
<Aco> sorry, He*
<Aco> Fuhrer forgive me, for i have slipped!

caeky

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beyourpet: MY BRAIN IS FALLING OUT  my blane is farring ow

antoinetta: openarms: (via minato) aw, fawn

via

there is only one thing TO do

<Gackto> When I was a kid I used to pronounce unrequited as unrequitted.
<Gackto> So I killed 500 people.

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sumgirl: so they go back to her place
sumgirl: and the first thing she does after they get inside is lock the door
me: :o!
me: nice
me: i love where this is going
sumgirl: and he thinks to himself "well ok this is kinda freaky" cuz she didnt show him around she just took him straight to the bedroom
sumgirl: so then she opens the door to her bedroom and lets him in
sumgirl: and the first thing he notices is a huge clear plastic sheet over her bed.
me: :D!
me: i hope she started playing huey lewis and the news!

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<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Aco> <Nexmod5> all i cant fail today
<Rentun> All he can't fail today
<Rentun> Shit joe, do you have that bug?
<Gackto> Wow, it even happens on IRC.
<Rentun> That's so crazy, I got that bug in stickam a few months ago
<Rentun> yeah man
<Rentun> that sucks so much
<Nexmod5> some one op me
<Rentun> probably some kinda virus
<Gackto> VI-RUS
<Nexmod5> LOL
<Gackto> VI-RUS
<Rentun> dude joe
<Rentun> run an antivirus
<Rentun> I think you're bugged
<Rentun> get norton anti virus dude
<Nexmod5> wipe system 32?
<Rentun> oh good, I think it stopped
<Rentun> you ran norton right joe?
<Nexmod5> will that fix it?
<Nexmod5> yah
<Rentun> he must have ran norton
<Rentun> fixed it
<Rentun> see? told you
<Rentun> (I'm really good with computers)
<Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Nexmod5> really?
<Rentun> yep
<Nexmod5> asking you guys?
<Nexmod5> you shure?
<Rentun> run noton anti virus
<Nexmod5> you guys know your shit
<Gackto> I wanna cut off mah diiiiiiiiick and throw it at a chiiiiiiiiick.
<Nexmod5> and im drunk
<Rentun> run norton anti virus
<Nexmod5> i got it all slected
<Nexmod5> sp
<Nexmod5> should i hit it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> #/r/] Brun norton antivirus
<Rentun> BRUN
<Nexmod5> ok im going to do it
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Aco> VI-RUS
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> Shit, it fucking jumped to me.
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> Fucking shit.
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> FUCK
<Rentun> I think I have that bug
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> Dude, it infected the whole room probably.
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> Shit.
<Nexmod5> niggers
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> Anyone who was sending text.
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> I should
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> godammit this sucks
<Gackto> I'm going to run Norton.
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> I didn't know it could go to IRC
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> this is such a terrible virus
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Aco> ron nurtun antiviros
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> run norton antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Nexmod5> BERDEYHJKLFIJBKDROJNK
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Nexmod5> BEWST VIRUST EVER
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Aco> GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Rentun> ron wesley antivirus
<Gackto> <Nexmod5> wil dealiting system 32 fix it?
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Gackto> fix it
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenomron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Gackto> fix it
<Aco> IT
<Gackto> fix it
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Gackto> fix it
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Gackto> I got it to cut down on the text.
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> I got it to cut down on the text.
<Gackto> I got it to cut down on the text.
<Gackto> I got it to cut down on the text.
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Nexmod5> DID JOE GET AIDS?
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Gackto> fix it
<Gackto> fix it
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Gackto> fix it
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Aco> IT
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Aco> IT
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Nexmod5> DID JEFF KILL SOME ONE?
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> lol I don't even remember the original one
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Nexmod5> lol
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> fix it
<Gackto> fix it
<Gackto> fix it
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Nexmod5> ken yo should know you made it up
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> oh good
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> INSTALL NORTON 360
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> INSTALL NORTON 360
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> INSTALL NORTON 360
<Gackto> INSTALL NORTON 360
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> INSTALL NORTON 360
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> INSTALL NORTON 360
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> I love this channel
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Nexmod5> TONIGHT I INSTALL NORTON 360
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> INSTALL NORTON 360
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
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<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Rentun> ron wesley antiveno
<Rentun> ron wesley antivenom
<Gackto> INSTALL WINDOWS LIVE ONECARE
<Rentun> cumduck
<Rentun> cumduck
<Rentun> cumduck
<Gackto> INSTALL WINDOWS LIVE ONECARE
<Rentun> cumduck
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<Nexmod5> cumduck????
<Rentun> cumduckcumduckcumduck
<Rentun> cumduckcumduckcumduck
<Rentun> 10101010010101010100101010100101010100101
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Rentun> 1010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Rentun> oh no
<Rentun> it's a repeating binary sequence now
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Rentun> that can only mean bad things
<Gackto> Oh wow.
<Rentun> 10101010010101010100101010100101010100101
<Rentun> 1010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Rentun> oh no
<Rentun> it's a repeating binary sequence now
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Rentun> that can only mean bad things
<Gackto> Oh wow.
<Rentun> 10101010010101010100101010100101010100101
<Rentun> 1010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Rentun> 1010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101010100101101010100101010101001010101001010101001011010101001010101010010101010010101010010110101010010101010100101010100101
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Rentun> niggerdick
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.
<Gackto> French fries, cut-up hotdogs and large area of ketchup.

Quigly Quinten's Fabulous Contraption

dead: Once upon a dreary day There lived a man named Quigley Quinten, so happy and gay Quigley was...

<Gackto> Would you shoot me if I tried to kill you?
<lavagel> probably
<lavagel> im not ready for that jeff
<lavagel> DONT PRESSURE ME
<Gackto> I'll have to remember that you have access to a gun now.
<Aco> would you chute ladder if i tried to dice you?

“Life is what happens while we’re making plans.”
— Piebald, Long Nights

oi

my lungs feel like asplode. i suppose you could say it was because it was such a beautiful night.....

hydeordie: KNITTING GRAFFITI!

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this is what i imagine when i listen to boris

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(via meaghano): Name: Joe Sign: Aquarius Job: Software Engineer City: nyc(ish) Status:...

kumagaya:

via (kumagaya)  hot XD

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a princess,...

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(via antoinetta)

vhudy6tx4dik9ol: 超香的抹茶冰淇淋 (via 凱特貓)

imaginary conversation; or is it??

salesperson: and what kind of jeans were you looking for today?
(me)aghano: the kind that get stuck around your ankles when you are face down over an ikea computer desk.

<zAltEKK> is 0xEB jmp rel8?
<osGb`> 0xEB = JMP
<Da_BuzZ> i wouldnt listen to osGb`, usally he just makes up stuff from time to time ;o
<osGb`> its true
<Da_BuzZ> but he could be telling the truth this time!
<osGb`> its true
<Puma[RM]> google would show he is right
<osGb`> if you have to consult google to determine the hexadecimal equivalent of the JMP opcode then you dont belong in this channel
<osGb`> zAltEKK; this means you
<Da_BuzZ> :<
-!- Da_BuzZ has left the channel
-!- zAltEKK has left the channel
-!- Puma[RM] has left the channel
-!- kynox has left the channel
<osGb`> so ronery :(

“Design is about emotion, moving with your soul, where...”
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