happy birfday special girl
<Aco-> sometimes i dream that brit will cimb in through my window at night.
<Aco-> so i always keep my window wide open, without a screen.
<ghostvirus> a true romantic
<Aco-> this causes my room to become filled with dead leaves in the fall.
<Aco-> rain and snow when precipitation persists on.
<Aco-> and bugs, and sometimes even small animals.
<Aco-> that is ok though, because i let spiders live in my room with me; so as to take care of the smaller bugs.
<ghostvirus> chipmunks are especially precocious
<Aco-> and the small animals i capture and eat.
<Aco-> when i go to bed under the open window i dream beautiful dreams.
<Aco-> where brittanie and I cuddle up together underneath the glow of my 11" tv and play SEGA all night long.
<ghostvirus> sometimes, this irc channel gives me a warm feeling
<Aco-> I use game genie codes, it makes the story lines go by quicker.
<Aco-> brittanie absolutely loves to watch me playing vidjia gaems.
<Aco-> we would wake up together on the floor, game cartridges strewn about.
<Aco-> i would wipe the sleep from her eyes and cook up a squirrel for breakfast.
<Aco-> if she didnt like the taste of squirrel, as it is something one must become accustomed to - i would take her out for pizza.
<Aco-> we would get a pizza together and bring it back to my house and talk for hours.
<Aco-> then, die together in a field, after all the fun had dried up.
<ghostvirus> Aco-: you need to write these things down
<Aco-> good call gv.
May 13th
<Aco> my baby bro plays vidjia gaems
<Aco> on his PEE SEE
<Aco> his dumb ass friend plays ruined scape
<Aco> but i gave him UNREAL MOTHER FUCKING TOURNAMENT
<Aco> now hes the coolest kid on the block
<Aco> and all the bitches wana suck his dick
<Gackto> Hail yeah.
<Aco> last time i was over
<Aco> swear to god
<Aco> i went upstairs to show him some game genie codes in UT
<Aco> and some dumb whore was chillin on his bed
<Aco> while andrew fragged the fuck outa Loque and Archon
<Aco> he didnt pay that fucktoy any mind, shit nah
<Aco> he was too transfixed on fucking niggas up with a SHOCK RIFLE
<Aco> she had to twiddle around on his bed and keep herself occupied while he tore some niggas asses
<Aco> then she ran outside and came back shortly there on after with a plate of cookies
<Aco> "andrew i made these for you", she said
<Aco> my mother had to call him downstairs to share company with the female
<Aco> fucker was like gimme dat
<Rathmar> what a fuckin playa
<Aco> and started eatin 2 cookies at a time
<Aco> my mom was like
<Aco> YO
<Aco> SHARE
<Gackto> How old is this lil' nigga?
<Aco> hes 7
<Rathmar> real young
<Aco> his 11 year old friend goes and tells me
<Aco> "YOU KNOW THAT UNREAL TOURNAMENT IS RATED M? RIGHT?"
<Aco> me: 'shit yeah i do, you think i give a shit? i will eat you'
<Gackto> Haha.
<Gackto> Damn, your bro has a future as an alpha. You've done good.
<Aco> :)
<Aco> thanks, i try
May 7th