eleni: u know
eleni: lawl is the sound u make laughing
eleni: when you have a cock in ur mouth
me: lol wut?
eleni: think about it
eleni: like deep throat cock in mouth
me: OH OK
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goodnight sweet prince.
Aco: i've been talking to a bdsm porn star online for a little while now
Aco: i met her through one of my friends in my hacking community
DOTE: I see.. and?
Aco: she is the mother of his best friend
Aco: any way
Aco: she has agreed to show me around the BDSM scene in NY
Aco: and is bringing me to 2 private dungeons in early july
Aco: also, she says she wants to play XD
DOTE: That's nice.
Aco: its awesome
Aco: im brimming with excitement
DOTE: Suddenly you remind me why I should kill myself.
Aco: ;_; what?
DOTE: I'm gonna do it tonight
DOTE: A bottle of pills
Aco: dont joke about that shit -_-
Aco: why an hero
Aco: you have the whole world to live for
DOTE: No friends
DOTE: Dead end job
DOTE: My ex fucked my best friend
Aco: you have a good job!
DOTE: lol, right.
DOTE: Later Joe
DOTE: Good knowin ya
DOTE: Have fun
Aco: joking about
Aco: that shit
* DOTE has signed off
jeff: me...not being single FTW?
me: (dating != (!single))
me: yes, thats a double negative if statement, and thats fine -- assuming single is a boolean