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2007

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there is that moment as I look up at her, legs spread over my hips, and see this dichotomy of...
Aug 29th
(via aja, lesbenjamin)
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“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...”
— Douglas Adams (via sanscosm)
Aug 29th
cfetherston: Bone typography in an antique shop
Aug 29th
irssi will never forget
Aug 29th
we get plenty of creative use of our whiteboard here @ work
Aug 29th
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“I never met a woman that wasn’t a federal agent. You can’t...”
— Drunken bum, overheard on a...
Aug 28th
(via babypanda)
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the vegan lunchbox blog
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“I personally get many complaints about my penis....”
— Anonymous (David!?)
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rupees!
Aug 22nd
It sucks because it's good
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it had to be done
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my girlfriend brought my lunch to work today. a bento box...
Aug 20th
fwarg: “Oooooooooooh! 30% off!” haha, oh lord.
Aug 20th
via
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lol
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(via suyhnc)
Aug 18th
inky: MetaFilter: Plane crashes in to the World Trade...
Aug 18th
(via suyhnc) im in the market for one of these
Aug 18th
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are you fucking serious? it pooped again!?!! I JUST CLEANED...
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th

oldest trick in the book

* Murder1 touches nipple
<ka0s> ^^ how did you do that?
* ka0s command
<ka0s> lmao, nm just figuerd it out
<Aco> hey ka0s, wana see another cool command type in; /s ka0s <whatever you want to say in big text here>
<ka0s> ERROR Ambiguous cmd
<Murder1> ur doing it wrong ..
-!- Murder1 [~m1@redrum.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
* Aco chuckles
<ka0s> lmao
<panzer> haha
<panzer> retard
Aug 15th
antoinetta: sleepanddream: this is why I’ve stopped...
Aug 15th
you wouldnt hit an armed man if his arms were composed of...
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and now for something totally different
Aug 14th
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good morning… somewhere;
Aug 14th
brother & sister
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Aug 14th
me: ok, jim, you are NOT allowed to do this any more;
jim: do what?
me: you are not allowed to put '<?' in your code without the suffix of php appended to the tag, it has to read '<?php' from now on. okay?
jim: ehhh, do I absolute have to add the 'php'? it's so much more work to append that to each tag.
me: you HAVE to jim!
jim: why? it works on my apache...
me: it's so much more work to add a semicolon to the end of every statement of code.
me: it's so much more work to close your brackets...
me: but you HAVE to do these things to prevent your code from erroring; so just do it! okay?
jim: okay.
Aug 13th
I always thought the phrase “I love waking up next to you.” was a euphemism for starting the day as...
Aug 13th
I get it google, you’re trying to honor the olympics....
Aug 13th
but not here.
Aug 13th
i want to go here some day
Aug 13th
you know what plays in my head when i see this? ->...
Aug 13th
woops
Aug 13th
beyourpet: babypanda: omg lain (via rabbyte) :0!...
Aug 13th
Aug 12th

PIME TARADOX

babypanda: milhouse: YES!
Aug 12th
“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you...”
— Lewis Black (via merlin) (via...
Aug 12th
Antoine Ruel gets his own magic card in honor of his win at...
Aug 11th
soupsoup: Girl Talk’s Greg Gillis rides an air matress...
Aug 11th
I make copies for a living. Black and white, color,...
Aug 11th
Aug 10th
what men see when they look at a bra
Aug 10th
hahahahahahaha
Aug 10th
my dick makes the sound that Imperfect Cell makes when hes...
Aug 10th
<Gackto> Broseph, serious question.
<Gackto> How often do you masturbate-terrymon?
<Aco> terrymon?
<Aco> never
<Aco> very serious.
<Gackto> I see.
<Gackto> The legends are true.
<Rathmar> aco doesn't have to jeff
<Rathmar> he should though because he needs to get some arms.
<Gackto> Not because he has a girl.
<Gackto> But because he has become extremely powerful.
<Gackto> His penis has a large muscle with a tattoo of an anchor on it.
<Rathmar> sick
<Gackto> It makes that noise... how to describe it...
<Gackto> When Imperfect Cell is sucking energy from niggers with his needle tail.
<Gackto> They use that sound effect in lots of anime.
<Gackto> But that's the noise is makes as it pumps.
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Don't Eat Anything That Doesn't Rot
Aug 7th
“I believe gamers have a strong grasp on how they interact...”
— In the Name of God @ Why We...
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wow. (via babypanda)
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patrickmoberg: This is the Polish prostitute I helped...
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it is delicious cake, you must eat.
Aug 5th
Aug 5th

i left my headphones at home...

amyyy: aka: no music at work today no wonder i’m so tired. same -__-; shit sucks…
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